Review: Lucy (2014)

Just… what… ugh.

Dear Lord – somebody take this movie away from Luc Besson and give it to a film maker who doesn’t feel the need to cram four different films into this one.

Why is the expanse of human history shown so literally?

Why do the ruthless Korean gangsters suddenly become maniacal kamakaze warriors?

And why can Scar Jo suddenly not walk in heels?